Carl on the Bank Holiday

Started off nice today.  Then turned rainy.  Kind of reminds me of home in the swamp.  Less flies though.

Carl's Croco-fact #1

If you want to escape from crocodiles, run in zigzags.  They'll follow you and their cornering is pants.


The croc on the left can be found in Nimes, not far from the famous amphitheatre.  Course, he don't run in zigzags, coz he's been got.

If you want a croc of your own then you can bid on me, Carl, on eBay next month.  My keeper made me say that.  Told me to tell you that I have the perfect mouth for holding business cards and wotnot.  Says I'm a handcarved artisanal wonder.

Anyway, what he won't tell you is that he bought me in Ashford from a lady with a moustache.  He thinks that'll drive my value down.  I disagree.

If anything, it just adds to my enigmatic provenance.

Laters,

Carl.