Carl goes berserk

So, I may be a wooden, handcrafted, charming crocodile etc., but I can be crazy!  You never know what side of old Carl you're gonna get.  Check me out in the picture below?  I'm unpredictable, on the edge, liable to go croco-berserk at any given moment... Watch out!  Crazy croc on the loose!!!!!!!!

CROCO-BERSERK
(Source: Carl's photo-shoot)

But that's crocs for you.  See, sometimes I have to connect with my roots as a wild animal, a vicious predator...

Ahem.  But in lucid moments, I have been known to provide an edifying and educational influence.  Talking of which...

Carl's Croco-fact #6

The incubation period for a croc is just 80 days, but we can live up to 80 years!

But don't worry... you won't have to put up with my berserk mood swings for that long... Unless you're crazy enough to bid on me that is... 

Uh-oh.  I feel another crazy coming on...

GGrrrruuuuuauuaghhhhHH!


Carl