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| THE KEEPER ISN'T ALL THAT (Source: ebay photo-shoot) |
The Keeper can be a bit lazy at times. Take today, for example. Does he lend old Carl a helping hand for the Thursday blog post? Nope. He keeps saying, there's no time, there's no time, over and over again. He's like that white rabbit with his pocketwatch, scampering around looking for a burrow or something. That's prey behaviour, that is. You wouldn't catch a cool croc rushing around like that. No, we just lie in wait, pulling a classic move like the old log-float. You can't get cooler than that.
So anyway, I wanted to put it on record that the Keeper isn't all that. Even when he thinks he is. If he was so cool then he woulda sold me on ebay last month. And that yellow tie of his. He couldn't even sell a tie. OK, so he sold a jug thing, but anyone could of sold that jug thing.
So now I'm in charge of the big sale. And we'll see. We'll see.
Hasta manana
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