Saturday, 11 June 2011

Carl puts his foot in it

Yeh, so in yesterday's post (June 10), I mentioned using a dead Zippy out of Rainbow to make a bag.  Well it turns out that the human that did Zippy's voice died a couple of days ago.  Roy Skelton, his name was.  Didn't realise that at the time.  Crocs may be snappy, but they're not insensitive.  For example, take... oh, wait... I feel a fact coming on...

Carl's Croco-fact #5

You've heard of crocodile tears, right?  Crocs are sposed to cry from remorse when they munch on a human (yeh, right).  Well, actually it's true.  Only it's not remorse.  When we eat, air gets pushed through our sinuses and into our lacrimal glands, creating tears!  Cool, huh?

TWERP FRUIT
(Source: naturalbeautyblogger.com)
Now don't go confusing crocodile tears with alligator pears.  Alligator pears are basically avocados that have been named after a species of twerps.

Anyway, so we're not insensitive and no offense was intended.  There.

You know, from my perch on the storage heater, I can look through the window at the sun and showers and I'm kinda hoping for a rainbow.

Adieu


Carl

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