Carl on football

CROCS DON'T PLAY FOOTY
(SOURCE: bbc.co.uk)

Now, you probably know that crocs don't play footy.  But we do play politics.  We're political animals.  That's why I've taken a passing interest in the whole FIFA bribes and coronation story.  It's the same in the swamps.  You don't get to be alpha-croc without greasing someone's snout.

You take the brother on the right.  Nice set of gnashers, init?  Course, it's easy to see why crocs don't play football.  Look at that ball.  Flat as you like.  That's croc-power, that is.

Carl's Croco-fact #2

No one would question the chomping strength of a crocodile, but did you know that the jaw release muscles are piss poor.  It's true.  You can just tape 'em shut for transportation.  Just in case you need to transport one.  You never know.

Anyway, I hope you're all kicking off the Month of the Crocodile in style.

Cheers

Carl