Carl is a fan of Bargain Hunt

What's not to like about Bargain Hunt.  Yeh, granted that Tim Wonnacott customer is a bit of a gap-toothed toff, but he knows his onions.   An appreciation of root vegetables is much respected by crocs.  See, we don't eat 'em, so that's all the more crunchy mammals up for grabses.

Oh, my keeper - a self-professed mammal - has told me to move on.



TWERP
(Source: bbc.co.uk)



OK, so Bargain Hunt.  If it wasn't for BH, I'll still be in the evil grip of the moustachioed lady (see May 31 blog and June 3).  I mean, it is totally amazing what people will buy.  Take me, for example.  I have been described as "woodcarved", "ethnic", "handcrafted", "African" and even "charming".  While all of those things might be true, it all depends who's in the auction room on the day.

Personally, I hope it's not that Tim Wonnacott, though.  Twerp, he is.

When my day comes, I just hope I fetch a good price.

Please note: do not confuse bargain hunting for crocodiles with crocodile hunting.

Peace.

Carl