Monday, 13 June 2011

Carl sets his own starting price

If you cast your mind back to the humble beginnings of this blog (see May 31 post), you might remember how I was none too impressed with the whole ebay thing.  No one bid on me.  No one.  I know, crazy right!  For one whole week I sat there, on show, like some... some item.  That word makes me shudder more than gnomes make me shudder.

Anyway, I made it clear to the Keeper that this time round I wanted to take a front seat in the marketing.  So apart from this blog, that means pricing.  I gotta set my own ebay starting price, I told him.  So he said ok.  Trouble is, crocs don't reqlly understand money, so the Keeper helped me come up with this ingenious idea.

It's called the Carl Price Randomiser.

THE CARL PRICE RANDOMISER
(Source: Carl's photo-shoot)
You can see a picture on the right there.

The Keeper spins me round and I land on 99p.  What do you think of that.  Apparently, that's the best price to start on.  That's what he told me.  I was well chuffed.

So now I got me price, all I need now is my ebay shop window.  Keep em peeled, humans.

Kerr-ching.


Carl

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