Do you like the title of this post? It was my Keeper's idea. I was gonna go with "Carl gets a bid on ebay", but he says I gotta spice it up. Crocs are no good at creativity, so I went with the Keeper's suggestion. Humans aren't very straight up are they? It all seems like false-advertising to me. But he says humans are more sophisticated than that. Says they're media savvy. Whatever.
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WIN A CROC!
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You won't get that on my ebay ad. What you see is what you get! Although, even then, he insisted on using a picture of me playing monopoly. Hope people don't think they're gonna get a free board game. I mean, surely a handcarved, woodcrafted, charming wooden croc like me and his very own blog is quite enough!
Mind you, I can't deny that crocs can sometimes do with a bit of PR. We don't got the best of reps. Same with dingos (see right). Mind you, they are actually prey from my point of view. I'd love to eat a dingo that has eaten a puppy. Keeper says that's the same concept as
turducken.
While you're looking at that frontpage, check out the eye-catching banner at the top. Win a Croc!
You could too! Ebay is only a
click away.
Click away!
Carl
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