Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Carl sparks interest on global internet site

Do you like the title of this post?  It was my Keeper's idea.  I was gonna go with "Carl gets a bid on ebay", but he says I gotta spice it up.  Crocs are no good at creativity, so I went with the Keeper's suggestion.  Humans aren't very straight up are they?  It all seems like false-advertising to me.  But he says humans are more sophisticated than that.  Says they're media savvy.  Whatever.

WIN A CROC!
(Source: stevedavey.blogspot.com)
You won't get that on my ebay ad.  What you see is what you get!  Although, even then, he insisted on using a picture of me playing monopoly.  Hope people don't think they're gonna get a free board game.  I mean, surely a handcarved, woodcrafted, charming wooden croc like me and his very own blog is quite enough!

Mind you, I can't deny that crocs can sometimes do with a bit of PR.  We don't got the best of reps.  Same with dingos (see right).  Mind you, they are actually prey from my point of view.  I'd love to eat a dingo that has eaten a puppy.  Keeper says that's the same concept as turducken.

While you're looking at that frontpage, check out the eye-catching banner at the top.  Win a Croc!


You could too!  Ebay is only a click away.

Click away!


Carl

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